Whilst finishing one of my previous posts on causality and influence, I was pairing up socks that just came out of the laundry. I was outraged to observe that, yet again, I was hardly able to pair up over half of the socks. 'This cannot happen by chance, we must have sock gnomes, who deliberately mess up your socks' - I was thinking to myself. Clearly, I'm not alone with this problem:

But then I realised I may be wrong, maybe it CAN happen by chance. Maybe it's in fact EXPECTED to happen, and if I could perfectly pair up all socks, I ought to be more surprised. So I started formulating the problem:eff you sock gnomes ! & your dirty sock stealing ways ! twitter.com/stevieraepeter…

— Stevie peters(@stevieraepeters) March 6, 2012

First I wanted to give an analytic answer, but I had waaay to many other things to use my brainpower for, so sorry, this blog post is based on Monte Carlo estimates, that I could quickly hack together. (For those of you who doesn't know, Monte Carlo is a fancy name for simulating a bunch of random outcomes and then taking averages)We have \( n \) perfectly distinguishable pairs of socks in our laundry bag. We decide to do our laundry, but because our washing machine has finite capacity, we can only wash \( k \leq 2n \) pieces of socks. We select the particular socks to be washed by drawing from the laundry bag uniformly at random, without replacement. After this procedure in our sample of \( k \) socks there will be a number \( Y_{n,k} \) of them that won't have their pairs in the sample. What is the expected value of\( Y_{n,k} \)as a function of \( n \) and \( k \)?

I came up with a visualisation to explain what's going on. Here's a simple (and ugly) version of plot if we have only \( n=2 \) pairs of socks, with explanation below.

2 pairs of socks means a total of 4 pieces in our laundry bag that we may select to wash. The x axis shows the number of socks washed (k), which therefore ranges between 0 and 4. The y axis shows the number of socks left unpaired. The gray rectangles show the distribution of unpaired socks with white meaning probability 0, black meaning probability 1 (see colorbar on the right).

If we wash 0 socks, with probability 1 we have 0 unpaired socks, hence the black rectangle at (0,0), meaning if we wash 0 socks, with probability 1 we have 0 unpaired socks.

If we wash a single sock, we obviously can't pair it up with anything, thus with probability one, we have 1 unpaired sock, hence the black rectangle at (1,1).

If we wash 2 pieces, than with probability ~0.65 those two won't be pairs, so we're left with two unpaired socks, hence the dark gray rectangle at (2,2); with probability ~0.35 we can actually pair them up and we're left with 0 unpaired socks, hence the lighter gray rectangle at (2,0). It's impossible to have a single unpaired sock, hence (2,1) is white.

And I hope you get it by now and could finish the reasoning all the way to the end, and figure out why the graph is always symmetric.

The blue dotted line shows the maximum of the number of unpaired socks, it's easy to show you can never have more than \( min(k,2n-k) \) unpaired socks. So everything above the blue dotted line should be white. The red line shows the expected number of unpaired socks as a function of \( k \), the number of pieces we have washed (remember, \( n \) is now fixed)

The shape of the expectation looks the same as a function of \( \frac{k}{2n} \), the variance around this mean however has decreased substantially.

If we further increase the number of socks to 200 pairs, the variance practically shrinks to 0:

And for a little animation putting all this together for growing values of \( n \) click here.

So what's the answer? Well, based on Monte Carlo simulations I conjecture that the following law of large numbers holds for sock pairing:

*As \( n \rightarrow \infty\) and*

*\( k \rightarrow \infty\)*

*but such that \( \lambda = \frac{k}{n2}\) is fixed, the fraction of unpaired socks converges to a deterministic value with probability one:*

\[ \frac{Y_{n,k}}{2n} \stackrel{1}{\rightarrow} \lambda\left(1-\lambda\right)\]

So, the expected fraction of socks that you can't pair up can be as high as half of the total number of socks you have washed, so my analysis allowed me to rule out the alternative hypothesis of sock gnomes messing up my socks.

**Take home message #1:**Before you start believing in sock gnomes, satan, god, and other supernatural powers, check if events that seem unlikely really cannot be explained by more parsimonious models of probability.

**Take home message #2:**If you want to be able to pair up your socks, buy loads of the same colour and you won't have such problems.